i’m gonna wince every time i hear omni-directional mobility gear
You know what the anon option is for? (✿◠‿◠)
For shy people who are too scared to talk to their favourite blogs. (◡‿◡✿)
Not for you to act like a piece of shit. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
please do not remove source
why did i translate this again
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
*wraps blanket around favourite character*
*wraps arms around favourite character*
*wraps entire existence around favourite character*
*hisses* dont touch him